Chainsaws Fix Everything - Haunt Life Edition
Dark Heather / XS
$27.08
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This tee carries a wry wink for haunt pros and horror fans who lean into the messy, loud side of spooky season. Soft and breathable, it wears like a trusted crew shirt while the tongue-in-cheek “Chainsaws fix everything” vibe sparks knowing smiles at haunted houses, set builds, or late-night prop fixes.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001).
- Durable construction: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar retain shape.
- Detailed, crisp sleeve and neck label printing using DTF/DTG techniques.
- Retail crew-neck fit with tear-away label for comfort; REACH certified.
- Sustainably made (humane manufacturing, Fair Labor Association & WRAP certifications); sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Chainsaws Fix Everything - Haunt Life Edition
$27.08
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable (Bella+Canvas 3001).
- Durable construction: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar retain shape.
- Detailed, crisp sleeve and neck label printing using DTF/DTG techniques.
- Retail crew-neck fit with tear-away label for comfort; REACH certified.
- Sustainably made (humane manufacturing, Fair Labor Association & WRAP certifications); sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean